so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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