We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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