Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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