god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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