Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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