Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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