so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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