i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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