if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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