Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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