Dual....:-)
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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