Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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