ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
don't judge my taste in strippers
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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