On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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