Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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