These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You pole danced in your parka.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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