That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
its not stalking. its research.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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