Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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