Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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