what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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