idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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