Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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