It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Are we still banned from the library?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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