He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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