I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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