I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Randomize
