If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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