I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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