I must be too annoying 4 u.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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