Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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