Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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