Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We left an ass print on the piano.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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