I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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