they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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