Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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