if i can run in heels then i can drive
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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