due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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