He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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