I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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