I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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