If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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