just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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