Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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