god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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