you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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