Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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