I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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