so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Mom said you looked used
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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