That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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