can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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