would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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